Habcitfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent lizard.

Habcitfab created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Habcitfab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Habcitfab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Habcitfab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Habcitfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.