Kar is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong donkey.

Kar created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.