Didcatlim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering horse.

Didcatlim created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didcatlim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didcatlim, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Didcatlim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Didcatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Worship no other gods but Didcatlim.