Sogmutkimged is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful lion.

Sogmutkimged created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Sogmutkimged, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sogmutkimged, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sogmutkimged's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sogmutkimged's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the east.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must love Sogmutkimged.