Gidsomvin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful frog.

Gidsomvin created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gidsomvin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gidsomvin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gidsomvin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gidsomvin's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Worship no other gods but Gidsomvin.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not dye your hair white.