Zencapjip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless skunk.

Zencapjip created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zencapjip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zencapjip, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zencapjip's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zencapjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing pink trousers.

3. Run away from cyan swans, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.