Femzedrencep is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional cat.

Femzedrencep created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femzedrencep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Femzedrencep, he will turn you into a slug.

Femzedrencep's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Femzedrencep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never sit in holy places.