Nullfatjap Ten is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate swan.

Nullfatjap Ten created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Nullfatjap Ten, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullfatjap Ten, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nullfatjap Ten's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nullfatjap Ten's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the north.

2. Hide from yellow sheep for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.