Giglipflabcibcit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, loving alligator.

Giglipflabcibcit created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giglipflabcibcit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Giglipflabcibcit, she will turn you into a plant.

Giglipflabcibcit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Giglipflabcibcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Giglipflabcibcit.

3. Hide if six frogs approach from the east.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.