Bedkamgad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident human.

Bedkamgad created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedkamgad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bedkamgad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bedkamgad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bedkamgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn trousers.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bedkamgad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.