Venweetof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing fly.

Venweetof created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venweetof, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Venweetof, she will refuse to believe in you.

Venweetof's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Venweetof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Worship no other gods but Venweetof.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.