Sanbotraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, proud centaur.

Sanbotraw created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbotraw, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sanbotraw, it will turn you into a plant.

Sanbotraw's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sanbotraw's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sanbotraw.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.