Botvadsis Cussbugnel Japmonflap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil dingo.

Botvadsis Cussbugnel Japmonflap created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botvadsis Cussbugnel Japmonflap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Botvadsis Cussbugnel Japmonflap, she will not care.

Botvadsis Cussbugnel Japmonflap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Botvadsis Cussbugnel Japmonflap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Botvadsis Cussbugnel Japmonflap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Botvadsis Cussbugnel Japmonflap on top of important buildings.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
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