Xemdamquart Homyimpom is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, deceitful
penguin.
Xemdamquart Homyimpom created silver nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xemdamquart Homyimpom, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Xemdamquart Homyimpom, it will not invite you to parties.
Xemdamquart Homyimpom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Xemdamquart Homyimpom's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xemdamquart Homyimpom.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Xemdamquart Homyimpom must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Always help sick moths.