Narxem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dugong.

Narxem created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narxem, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narxem, she will cry a lot.

Narxem's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Narxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Narxem's priests.

2. Never feed gooseberries to seals while wearing black shoes.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.