Rengunkon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak hyena.

Rengunkon created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengunkon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rengunkon, it will ignore you.

Rengunkon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rengunkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Never feed parsnips to dogs while wearing scarves.