Pingebpig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical jackal.

Pingebpig created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pingebpig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pingebpig, she will cry a lot.

Pingebpig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pingebpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing green tights.

4. Put Pingebpig first in all things.

5. Never feed corn to geese while wearing brown scarves.