Quaghinont is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, charitable
hippopotamus.
Quaghinont created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quaghinont, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Quaghinont, he will not care at all.
Quaghinont's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Quaghinont's Holy Commandments1. Never sprint near ducks.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not hurt bats.
5. Otters are not to be trusted.