Quaghinont is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable hippopotamus.

Quaghinont created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaghinont, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quaghinont, he will not care at all.

Quaghinont's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Quaghinont's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near ducks.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.
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