Zagcanfutvon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident lizard.

Zagcanfutvon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagcanfutvon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zagcanfutvon, he will not care.

Zagcanfutvon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zagcanfutvon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Put Zagcanfutvon first in all things.