Flanhattargligdun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever horse.

Flanhattargligdun created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Flanhattargligdun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flanhattargligdun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flanhattargligdun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Flanhattargligdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Flanhattargligdun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never skip in the presence of dogs.