Yogrotrig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying eagle.

Yogrotrig created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogrotrig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yogrotrig, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yogrotrig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yogrotrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.