Tunnurtfot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil deer.

Tunnurtfot created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunnurtfot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tunnurtfot, she will think nothing of it.

Tunnurtfot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tunnurtfot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. You must love Tunnurtfot.

5. Never jump in holy places.