Carnarrilldim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful bat.

Carnarrilldim created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Carnarrilldim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Carnarrilldim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Carnarrilldim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Carnarrilldim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Carnarrilldim's name in vain.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Carnarrilldim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.