Loop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing lizard.

Loop created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Loop, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Loop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Loop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.