Sab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, effective troll.

Sab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sab, he will turn you into a tree.

Sab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.