Fubdankop is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust cat.

Fubdankop created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubdankop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fubdankop, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fubdankop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fubdankop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Do not make images of living things.