Dossaktun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous jackal.

Dossaktun created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossaktun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dossaktun, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dossaktun's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dossaktun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dossaktun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Dossaktun.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.