Cedxuccumnil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish wyvern.

Cedxuccumnil created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedxuccumnil, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cedxuccumnil, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cedxuccumnil's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cedxuccumnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedxuccumnil.