Kopflycid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented donkey.

Kopflycid created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopflycid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kopflycid, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kopflycid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Kopflycid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed lots of rice to geese while wearing green shirts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopflycid.

5. Kopflycid loves mice, so they must be honoured.