Arfzandin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving skunk.

Arfzandin created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfzandin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arfzandin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arfzandin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Arfzandin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never feed cherries to seals while wearing jumpers.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.