Tondim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring chinchilla.

Tondim created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Tondim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tondim, she will turn you into a rat.

Tondim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.