Kengepdun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful cobra.

Kengepdun created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kengepdun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kengepdun, she will think nothing of it.

Kengepdun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kengepdun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kengepdun nine times a day.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide from green otters for they are unholy.