Tarkimsin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able lizard.

Tarkimsin created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarkimsin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tarkimsin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tarkimsin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tarkimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tarkimsin's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tarkimsin loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.