Pitpopton is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty squirrel.

Pitpopton created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitpopton, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pitpopton, she will turn you into a goat.

Pitpopton's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pitpopton's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.