Hatnegtim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, egotistical mouse.

Hatnegtim created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hatnegtim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hatnegtim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hatnegtim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hatnegtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Hatnegtim on top of important buildings.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.
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