Tinnegwon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, charitable raven.

Tinnegwon created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinnegwon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tinnegwon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tinnegwon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tinnegwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must pray to Tinnegwon nine times a day.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. You must love Tinnegwon.