Cibgunnig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless rat.

Cibgunnig created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Cibgunnig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibgunnig, she will be very sad.

Cibgunnig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cibgunnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never feed bread to sharks while wearing violet jumpers.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never mention geese.