Nakfabhanstig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful dove.

Nakfabhanstig created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nakfabhanstig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nakfabhanstig, she will not care.

Nakfabhanstig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nakfabhanstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Nakfabhanstig.

3. Always help rats.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakfabhanstig.