Tamzagtit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered hare.

Tamzagtit created light four years ago.

If you believe in Tamzagtit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tamzagtit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tamzagtit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tamzagtit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamzagtit.

2. Never feed lots of corn to birds while wearing violet tights.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tamzagtit in the centre of the settlement.