Arpdodcat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful crane.

Arpdodcat created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpdodcat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arpdodcat, he will manifest in front of you.

Arpdodcat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Arpdodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Arpdodcat.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arpdodcat.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Never think about moons.