Kamxuckjarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish hydra.

Kamxuckjarn created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kamxuckjarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kamxuckjarn, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kamxuckjarn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Kamxuckjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not take Kamxuckjarn's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Never laugh in holy places.