Betyakmat Yimlunwod Tombassgem is a god.

She takes the form of a small, irritating dove.

Betyakmat Yimlunwod Tombassgem created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betyakmat Yimlunwod Tombassgem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Betyakmat Yimlunwod Tombassgem, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Betyakmat Yimlunwod Tombassgem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Betyakmat Yimlunwod Tombassgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Betyakmat Yimlunwod Tombassgem on top of all buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.