Fonbapab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful chicken.

Fonbapab created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbapab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fonbapab, she will turn you into a goat.

Fonbapab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fonbapab's Holy Commandments

1. Fonbapab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never pour water over plants.