Zagfobmad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sage meerkat.

Zagfobmad created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfobmad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zagfobmad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zagfobmad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zagfobmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to shrews while wearing ear rings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Zagfobmad loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Worship no other gods but Zagfobmad.