Capligcadsag Flapsterfod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing jackal.

Capligcadsag Flapsterfod created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capligcadsag Flapsterfod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Capligcadsag Flapsterfod, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Capligcadsag Flapsterfod's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Capligcadsag Flapsterfod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Capligcadsag Flapsterfod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.