Zakkipdunflabkipbiftagflag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful mink.

Zakkipdunflabkipbiftagflag created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Zakkipdunflabkipbiftagflag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zakkipdunflabkipbiftagflag, he will make you grow a tail.

Zakkipdunflabkipbiftagflag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zakkipdunflabkipbiftagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Zakkipdunflabkipbiftagflag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not take Zakkipdunflabkipbiftagflag's name in vain.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.