Bombigzig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive elephant.

Bombigzig created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bombigzig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bombigzig, she will turn you into a rock.

Bombigzig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bombigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Bombigzig on top of important buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.