Jadligfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental frog.

Jadligfab created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadligfab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadligfab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jadligfab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jadligfab's Holy Commandments

1. Jadligfab loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Hide from brown bats for they are unholy.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help sick whales.