Gofhogzen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective hummingbird.

Gofhogzen created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofhogzen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gofhogzen, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gofhogzen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gofhogzen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gofhogzen.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.