Mipquagdid is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable crow.

Mipquagdid created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipquagdid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipquagdid, he will come to you in dreams.

Mipquagdid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mipquagdid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not covet oxen.